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Back in the hood Well, strange as it seems I’m back in glorious Bolton and it’s like I’ve never been away. Absolutely nothing has changed and I’m back at my desk right now updating fletch.cx.. did I dream the last 12 months ? My flight back was alright I guess. It could have been a nightmare with all the security stuff that’s going on but I wasn’t affected by that. What I WAS affected by was a big fat women sat next to me that literally couldn’t fit in between the armrests… This meant she had to lift the one that seperated us up and flob over onto my side of the seat. That was just about bearable till she kept nodding off, snoring and grunting before waking herself up and farting. Totally out of order. For the in-flight meal I had some kind of beef thing which I saw twice, once at the initial eating and again 40 minutes later when I threw it all up again. So yeah, being squashed next to some fucking chubbo with a perpetual cough and a flatulence problem then being poisened by south african airlines did not make for the best 12 hour journey. Luckily, aside from the usual feel-up that I seem to get everytime I go via Frankfurt to Manchester.. my conencting flight over the channel was un-eventful. I genuinely belive that if you’re too fat to fit in one seat you should have to pay for two, it’s ridiculous. If you don’t like this particular downside to being fat then eat less and exercise more end of story. Now, I’m looking for a job. Great days.
Comments! ASTON Mon 08 Aug 2006 Good to know that your back in blighty mate, your right about fat people its a disgrace. How was your first cup of English Tea? Mine tasted superb! Good luck with the job hunting. JAMES Tue 08 Aug 2006 Back at home hey. and yeah, fat people should pay twice. JOSIE Tue 08 Aug 2006 Welcome back!!! Let us know on which weekend we could catch up and address this poo business ;) RICH B Tue 08 Aug 2006 I have a days work for you at chocolicious if you fancy it on 15th September. I'll pay £12.50 an hour. If you are free at the time let me know. www.chocoliciousfondue.co.uk FLETCH Tue 08 Aug 2006 Rich B: I might take you up on that chocolately offer, all job dependant of course. How is the confectionary based event centrepiece business thesedays ? Josie: You seem rather keen to expedite my successful completion of a satisfactory bowel movement. I simply cannot be expected to perform under this pressure ;) CHRIS Tue 08 Aug 2006 Welcome back mate, I'm looking forward to taking what's left of your money at the next poker game! :P JAMES Wed 08 Aug 2006 Chris: Dont play poker with Paul when he is drunk, it takes forever. CRAIG DAVID Wed 08 Aug 2006 hi mate, can't believe that you are back in england! Time flies eh, bet it all feels like a bit of a blur the whole travelling thing. Good luck and you are more than welcome to join me in Melbourne to see England thrash oz in the cricket later this year! FLETCH Wed 08 Aug 2006 craig david | 08162006, 7:52: hi mate, can't believe that you are back in england! Time flies eh, bet it all feels like a bit of a blur the whole travelling thing. Good luck and you are more than welcome to join me in Melbourne to see England thrash oz in the cricket later this year!COME ON ENGLAND. I don't think Aston will be allowed in after his hooliganistic activities at the cricket in Wellington. FLETCH.CX | PAY UP FATSOS! Wed 04 Apr 2009 [...] a particularly uncomfortable flight back from South Africa in 2006 I put forward the suggestion that if you’re too fat to fit in [...] TOO FAT FOR A SINGLE SEAT? - FLETCH.CX Mon 02 Feb 2010 [...] I took a flight from Cape town to Manchester and I had to endure the twelve and a half hour journey stuck next to a right chubbster. Doesn’t sound too bad looking back on it, “I had to sit next to someone who was kind [...] Leave a Reply |
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Hello! Fletch.cx has been going since 1999 in one form or another, yep incredible, when will it end? For more of my bullshit see last.fm, lluckj.com, facebook and if you really want a constant avalanche of musings, observations and lies then follow me on twitter..
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