The Comedy Archive.

Well, as I talked about in a drunk rant on Saturday morning I’ve knocked booze on the head for a while, no big deal just some time away, a rest for my slowly pickling body which doesn’t feel too good at the moment. Saturday wasn’t necessarily the best day to begin a period of sobriety [...]

A work of utter genius, WITNESS the force of THE PECKHAM TERMINATOR! There’s a lot of swearing in this, stick with it though. It has an awesome ending. Skip to roughly three minutes in if you just want to to see the action :)

Few of these about at the moment but this one is quite good :-)

I don’t look at facebook too much, mainly because my inbox is usually full of messages telling me to stop doing so many status updates. See my twitter and facebook are linked, so a quick “apple-tab”, “fish and chips!”, “apple-tab” gets duplicated over at facebook like I’ve spent a couple of minutes logging in just [...]

Check this guy out. Completely twisted. I once KO’d a shelf in the Spar on Ecclesall Road, Sheffield in a similar fashion, though I hasten to add that in my case it was the result of the cheap lager I’d been necking in Corporation rather than what appears to be an elephantine dose of Ketamine. [...]

A few months ago, back in June I got a mail from Rich Budgen of The Freestylers Live and Buddhist Punkz fame that looked a bit like this: From: Rich To: paul@fletch.cx Date: 2 June 2009 16:40 Subject: Masheeeeeeeen Read this and weep office boy… http://www.highpeak40.co.uk I have entered this and i intend to set [...]

This morning whilst getting a lift to work I took what initially looks like rather a boring picture. We’ve all seen a Toyota before I know. Look up though and see what shape some genius has cut out of the plastic sheeting thats covering the bridgeworks! Hilarious, nothing like a massive cock and balls drawn [...]

I’m quite keen on attending this. Me, Jen, Sean and Rach went to see Paul Foot perform at a small pub off Tottenham Court Road last year and he was jolly good indeed. I signed up to his mailing list, erm I mean, became a member of the “Paul Foot Guild of Connoisseurs” and have [...]

This is a work of genius. It’s doubly funny if you’ve ever watched the apprentice.

Ah how fickle some friendships can be. Burger-King have an offer on – The Whopper Sacrifice! Download their facebook app and use it to sacrifice (delete) ten friends and you get a free whopper! Brilliant! So even though it’s only valid in the USA I gave it a shot. The most awesome thing is that [...]

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