I’m sure that its success has nothing to do with the blatently porno poses they get put in. Jesus christ. I need to meet an AA model. Anyhow, here’s my homage to the girls of American Apparel.

Yes. I’m definitely looking at laurens socks here. Definitely.

The moustache! That’s the key it seems, if only I’d been capable of growing one I could have been in bed with one of these models. That’s the *only* thing that stopped it.

Ah schoolboy dreams. Underwear clad girls bouncing up and down on their beds, I’m sure this is what happens at slumber parties.

Hellooooo

Yes I know that this advert caused some controversy that’s kind of why I’m including it. If this is the most disturbing thing you ever saw in Vice Magazine then …

Oh hellooo again! Do you know your bottom is out? By the way if this post isn’t already.. then it’s about to get a lot more NSFW.

Ah a bit of bush, it’s like watching vintage porn. The lady featured here is actually a porn star, obvious way to court a bit of controversey I suppose but you can’t deny she looks good. What are they advertising again?

All the colours.. all the oh I get it, orange pants, green bikini top and black. She’s black, SHE’S BLACK SO AMERICAN APPAREL ARE MULTICULTURAL I get it, I get it. Good.

Good lord, boobs here! What a nonchalant striptease.

Here is a faux-webcam shot of a lady showing her bottom. Only she isn’t because it’s clad in tights. I think they’re selling tights.

This one is selling jeans.

So why not finish on this one. Why. Not. I’ve run out of things to say.

Happy wanking.