I think I need a new job. Here is Matt, hard at work supporting one of the worlds bigger financial institutions. Taking phonecalls whilst a polish waitress adds pepper to his pasta and about £25K worth of cisco supervisors and line cards sit on the table next to him in amongst the beer bottles and [...]

Seriously.. what exactly are motorcyclists expecting? Supposedly it’s the unexpected, well not today. The M4 starts off as a two lane motorway and at 7.20AM it’s usually busy. Thankfully I only have to use it for one junction so the 12mph crawl only takes a few minutes, in fact it’s the last real “obstacle” on [...]

After another weekend of excess during which my own mum pretty much called me a fat-bastard I decided to make a few changes, beginning with getting up early being a bit smarter for work. The plan was to arrive at my desk un-rushed and fully breakfasted – ready for the day ahead and looking forward [...]

We’ve made a company song (complete with accompanying live-aid style video) that will be released at our AGM this year. It’s a piss take of the trend that seemed to happen in the late 70′s where multinationals used to have company songs made that were usually very dire indeed and often came back to haunt. [...]

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