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My Feathered Friends

Just a quick one this, despite butchering a couple of pheasants the other day these three swans have made friends with me, even followed me up the canal this morning en route to work. I have a tendency to buy loaves of bread, then ignore them in the bread bin till they’re completely stale, which [...]

I run this ship!

Last night I had a realisation. The last ten days I’ve been living my life around the boat when really, it should be working for me! Mainly it manifests as little worries when I’m out and about like “has the heating come on” and “are the batteries going flat” and I kind of feel the [...]

Pheasant Flambe!

I was recently given a couple of Pheasants. Proper country style, fully feathered and hung by the neck. Jens friends husband shot them and had hung them for about 5 days before I was kindly donated “a brace” (that means two of them) one lunchtime. They spent half a day in and our of cold [...]

What the fuck is Liam Gallagher doing?

Look at this. What a ponce. Is this the most punchable face ever seen? Seriously. READ IT, just read the words. “Yeah I’ll be with you in a minute I’m just putting my *garments* on” A massive amount of cocksucker.