Half Marabastard Training Pt 1.

Well the first of the bastard marabastard runs have taken place. It was meant to be five miles, according to my virtual trainer Jeff Gaudette on Runkeeper. Five miles for the first run, I mean […]

The Half Marabastard

I am doing a half marathon in aid of Woking hospice. Jesus Christ. Here, straight from http://www.justgiving.com/halfmarathonnightmare/ is my reason: Woking Hospice really looked after Rob Kinsey and his family during his illness. Kinsey was a […]

The End of Free. Let’s hope.

The novelty of publicly sharing all of your stuff online is definitely coming to an end, I can feel it. Lots of my friends are techies and have always had pretty tight privacy settings online, […]

Tamar Bridge Tantrum

Drove over the Tamar Bridge today and that is a privilege you have to pay for on the way into Plymouth. I notice it was bloody free to drive over it on the way into Cornwall a […]

Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee

Here is a picture of me with Paul Daniels and the lovely Debbie McGee that I just uncovered at my parents! I very clearly remember remember this, we were on holiday in Devon and the […]

My Dream Phone Service

Is there a mobile phone provider that offers a proper converged service? I’d like to be able to open up my account online, and have access to all the features I currently have through my […]

Billionth Birthday Bash

For the most part these “milestone” birthdays are a lot of utter nonsense, and I’m going to tell you why. Initially the ages that we celebrate have a real cause. The 1st, 13th, 16th, 17th […]

A Poem about Biros

I’ve written a poem about BIROS, the little PENNY BASTARDS. I’m fucking sick of finding birosthey’re everywhere I lookthey’re stuck in mugs lost down the couch in every single nookI don’t know where they fucking […]